REVOLUTIONARIES: LONG JOHNSON IS IN YOUR HANDS.
As we write to you, our democratic system is in a state of crisis. The ridiculous shenanigans of the UC’s Election Commission and senior leadership prove that the current system is as incompetent as it is oppressive. The student body feels deeply frustrated and unfulfilled. The only thing that can cleanse the campus is glorious, vigorous Long Johnson action. To paraphrase Jefferson, the tree of liberty from time must be refreshed with Long Johnson.
If you had all voted Long Johnson, this crisis could have been averted. However, it is not too late to ride Long Johnson to victory. Let’s take this to the streets. Students of Harvard, man the barricades!* It’s time for some hot, sticky revolution.
We realize that we’re the underdogs in this fight, but Long Johnson has no qualms about coming from behind. So join our facebook group (http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=10100970497&v=wall), follow us on twitter (Long_Johnson) or email us at long.johnson@hotmail.com, and become a member today!
Also check out our interview with On Harvard Time: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBMkALQMLM4
We hope you will take the time to explore every orifice of this website and look fighting in the streets with you.
Sincerely,
Robert and David
Long-Johnson for UC ‘09
PS: VP candidate Eric Hysen is possibly the most honest person on campus. It is a particularly disgraceful aspect of this nonsense that his reputation has been slighted (seriously). He is hereby offered a top post in the Long Johnson revolutionary government.
*Figurative barricades. Long Johnson does not endorse revolutionary violence
#1 by sperduto on November 9, 2009 - 11:44 pm
When I got my first taste of what Long-Johnson has to offer to the UC I was shocked by the consistency of their plans. Their ideas really stick together despite flying in the face of established campus politics with toe-curling force. Whether you’re concerned with reversing the cowgirl agenda of past student governments or refining Harvard’s position on missionary activities around campus, Long-Johnson is the only menage-a-deux with the thrust to make it happen. Ride Long-Johnson all the way into office!